Estate sales as a drug

Him
is there a timeline for the sale today?

Me
oh i haven’t looked
just a sec

Him
I could leave work ~5:30 if you wanted to take a look tonight

Me
sure ☺ sounds fun
oh my they have antique rugs

Him
NOOOOOO

Me
and table lamps
i want matching lamps for our bedroom

Him
omg

Me

this could be bad

Him
and dishware

Me
we are fucked

Him
LOL

Me
specifically, *you* are fucked